I'm Boost, one of the two stars of 1980's most RADICAL arcade game of the year, "TurboTime"! Me and my TOTALLY AWESOME bro' Blitz are the good guys, and we have to stop the evil Tu-... we have to stop the bad guy from stealing all these BODACIOUS flags! And we ride around in race cars because that's the best thing ever! Racing is TOTALLY TITS!
That was a long time ago though. Now I live in the dumpster behind "Tapper", but don't tell anyone. They all think I'm dead. Blitz really is dead. Everyone's dead but me. I really miss him. And all the fans, even though they were just little colorful squares.
Umm, what else?..Sometimes when I wake up I'm still screaming. I don't race anymore. It makes you do bad things.